Overheard while volunteering at school today:
The Kid: It’s Darth Vader, not Dark Vader, duh. I thought it was once, too, but I know Star Wars and I learned better.
Random other kid: No, it’s not, my mommy said it’s Dark.
The Kid: Well, your mommy’s wrong.
Sometimes I get so weirdly proud of The Kid’s inner nerd, fostered by my own inner nerd, that I gush.











