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Still at the Picnic…need your help!

Join our picnic! We could use some fresh meat. So far we’ve got the following:

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Interactive Zombie Picnic!

Alright so, here’s the deal. We are all going on a trip. OK really we are being forced on a trip because we are being chased by zombies. An outbreak has occurred and I need to know what we are … Continue reading

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Full of win

In case you didn’t know, Michael Phelps is an inhuman monster. They say that his swim cap is going to be on the next NASA launch.

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Zombie Survival Tips Tuesday(n00b+fire=bad)

Alright alright…I set out to educate the masses of n00bs out there, so that when an uprising occurs, I won’t have to rely on just myself…ya know, purely selfish reasons. But I was surfing the You Tube and came across … Continue reading

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Zombie Survival Tip Tuesday

It’s coming…I promise. I’ve turned the Woman into a Warhammer Widow recently (game’s great btw…WAAAGH!) PS: Sometimes talking to the Woman is like banging my head on the wall….except..with Wall+Head…eventually I’ll go unconsious. PPS: A’la Mode = WITH ICE CREAM … Continue reading

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Zombie Survival Tips Tuesday *cheers*-

Last week we talked about what a zombie is.  Today I wanted to talk about something way more important: How to put one back into the ground.   See I’m not so much worried about how they got here as … Continue reading

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Zombie Survival Tip Tuesday

One of the reasons I hate mornings is that everyone looks like a “zombie”. People all stumbling around and barely coherent, making groggy gurgly noises…eating the flesh offa others. OK so maybe not that last one, but the rest are … Continue reading

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Zombie Meme (At the Woman's Request)

Got this one from i am jack’s non-blog . Posted because the woman wants me to. So here it is. You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have: 1. One weapon 2. One song blasting on the speakers … Continue reading

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Zombie Survival Tip Tuesday (from The Guy)

Many of you will probably one day be a zombie.  This information is for the rest of us. Forewarned is Forearmed People will look at you funny when you walk into a room and look for the exits.  You’ll be … Continue reading

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